Trug's Matrix Parody

What happens after Revolutions? Is there another Matrix, is there everlasting peace? What were the alternative storylines? What were other characters' stories? Deus Ex, City 01, Apoc, Switch, Merv... Let your imagination go wild in here, maybe even write the Matrix 4 script!...
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Trug's Matrix Parody

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[Incoming transmission]
~Wake up, Neo.~

The man rustles on the couch, and scratches his head.

~WAKE UP, NEO!!!~

He continues to sleep.

~GRRR!!!~ ~[shift][shift][shift][shift][shift]~ ~BLOOP~

The man sits up and looks at the screen.

~THAT’S BETTER, you idiot.~

The man rubs his head, not knowing what to think of this.

~The Matrix has you~

“The what?”

~The Ma… this IS Thomas Anderson, isn’t it?~

“No, he lives down the hall…”

~OH, F…~ [transmission ended]
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[Incoming Transmission]
~This had better be the right one… Wake up, Neo.~

Neo opens his eyes.

~The Matrix has you.~

Neo stares at the screen.

~Follow the white rabbit~

“The what?”

~Just remember to follow the white rabbit.~

“Are you on CRACK?”

~UGH!!! JUST FOLLOW THE CHICK WITH THE TATOO!!!~

“Why didn’t you just say that?”

~Knock knock, answer the door.~

There is a knock on the door.

“That’s pretty good. How many fingers am I holding up?”

~HEY! QUIT FLIPPING ME OFF!!!~

“Okay, so let me get this straight. I don’t have a webcam, or a microphone, but you can see and hear me… so far correct?”

~Umm… I guess so.~

“So what would happen if I pulled down my pants?”

~YOU WOULDN’T!!!!~

Neo pulls off all of his clothes, and he does the “cha-cha.” His mother walks in the door.

“I made cookies… AAAHH!!! THOMAS!!! I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT!!!”

~HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA~ [transmission ended]
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Morpheus- How did it go?
Trinity- DON’T ASK!!!
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In the shadow of a memory, life becomes legend.
Existence goes on, but the myth will never end.
Passing down the story to the next of kin.
I'm kept here in the darkness, where I have always been.
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Post by Seraphim »

Now that is some funny stuff. :D
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“Yeah?”

“Is everything in place?”

“Who is this?”

“IT’S TRINITY, STUPID!!!”

“Oh, hi.”

“Oh my god… IS EVERYTHING IN PLACE?!?!?!?”

“You weren’t supposed to relieve me.”

“Yeah, you didn’t say that last night.”

“What?”

“Nothing. I felt like taking your shift.”

“That’s what she said.”

“Shut up, Cypher.”

“You like him, don’t you? You like watching him?”

“Don’t be ridiculous.”

“Why does everything have to be with dicks to you?”

“One more sexual comment and I’m gonna knock you to next week.”

“We’re gonna kill him, you understand that?”

“Morpheus believes he is the one.”

“Do you?”

“It doesn’t matter what I believe.”

“I wonder what he does in the shower…”

“What???”

“You do, don’t you?”

-achoo!-

“Did you hear that?”

“Hear what?”

“Are you sure this line is clean?”

“As clean as the love of a man and his woman.”

“I’m warning you, Cypher.”

“Yeah, ‘course I’m sure.”

“I better go.”

“Gonna watch your boooooooooyfriend?”

“SHUT UP!!!”
~Click~
In the shadow of a memory, life becomes legend.
Existence goes on, but the myth will never end.
Passing down the story to the next of kin.
I'm kept here in the darkness, where I have always been.
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In a hotel room.

“FREEZE, Police! Hands on your head! DO IT! DO IT NOW… now pucker your lips and look ashamed...”

On the street.

Agent Smith: Lieutenant?

Lieutenant: Oh shit.

Agent Smith: Lieutenant, you were given specific orders, I said where a WHITE ORCHID on your collar.

Agent Smith pulls off the orchid on his collar and throws it in the street.

Lieutenant: Hey, I’m just doing my job. You give me that juris-my-dick-tion crap, and you can cram it up your ass.

Agent Smith: The orders were for your protection. Did you ever think about MY EMOTIONS... (crys) No, of course not... (crys more)

Lieutenant: I think we can handle one little girl… I sent two units. They’re bringing her down now.

Agent Smith: *sniff* No, Lieutenant, your mean are already dead.

Lieutenant: Now how the HELL could you know that?
In the shadow of a memory, life becomes legend.
Existence goes on, but the myth will never end.
Passing down the story to the next of kin.
I'm kept here in the darkness, where I have always been.
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Post by thejebi »

I like it, its funny, you should work on it more. I've also noticed that you review alot of other stories, you should read and reply to mine "One Voyage" is its current title and I need some feedback to motivate me to write more on it.
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Post by Rafety Seasons »

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VERY FUNNY!
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